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25/08/2016

Mugabe Calls For The Arrest Of Zimbabwean Olympic Team

Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe has
instructed the Commissioner General of Zimbabwe
Police Republic, Augustine Chihuri to arrest and
detain the whole Zimbabwean Olympic Team
members immediately the arrive at the Harare
International Airport on Tuesday, August 23.

Zimbabwe which is one of the countries in the
Olympics without a medal presented a team of 31
athletes. The closest any of the athletes came to
win a contest was at the 8th position.

Mr. Mugabe who is incensed with the team’s
performance told the Police Chief to arrest all the
team members and detain them.

“We have wasted the country’s money on these
rats we call athletes. If you are not ready to
sacrifice and win even copper or brass medals
(referring the 4th and 5th positions) as our
neighbors Botswana did, then why do you go to
waste our money” he said.
 
If we needed people to just go to Brazil to sing
our national anthem and hoist our flag, we would
have sent some of the beautiful girls and
handsome guys from University of Zimbabwe to
represent us.
 
He added that, the money invested in the team to
represent the country could have been used to
provide amenities and build schools.

“This situation is like an impotent man who is
married to 5 women, what is the essence? I will
make sure we share the cost across board for all of
them to pay back to government chest even if it
take 10 years recoup, now it turns out to be a soft
loan we have given them to go and visit Brazil as
tourist, they are useless ‘he concluded.

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